Question: Who Invented The Vuvuzela?

Question: Who Invented The Vuvuzela?

Answer: Why that would be my friend and yours, Jeff Vuvuzela (Will Ferrel at the ESPY’s).

Question: Whats a bigger fail than a ref who forgets his cards?

Answer: Robinho’s left foot.

He was offside but the flag wasn’t raised, Flamengo would go on to lose that game 1-0.

Question: Who’s got stepovers so hot they melt your face/cause defenders to fall over?

Answer: Stephane Sessegnon of PSG…

Question: Have you seen a wonderstrike recently?

Answer: Well you have now, I don’t know what they’re feeding these U-19’s in Croatia, but Franko Andrijasevic is eating a LOT of it.

Question: How long has it been since I posted one of the bicycle kicks I love so much?

Answer: Too long.

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